7:34 p.m. - Tastes very much like a German beer. Lot’s of malt; a malty pilsner. Tastes pretty good boy. Going to put the beers in the freezer because I believe that will make them taste better.
7:46 – First beer left me with an assy taste in my mouth, hoping second will take the stale taste away. Smells similar to a Mickey’s or a PBR, I’m thinking it’s the barley malt. Then again, I know nothing about beer.
7:48 – Jeff beat me on the first beer, regretting the tennis comment immediately. Beer two is going down better than the first. Really praying it continues to get better because this beer kind of tastes like a butt. Would recommend it to someone I do not like.
7:56 – Cracked open beer numero three, and finding out this beer sure is meh. However, I’m quite thirsty, so beer three is going down well. Ripped the Lion King’s “I just can’t wait to be king” REMIX!
8:07 – Jeff snuck opening beer 3 on me. I thought I was about to pass him then remembered that I’m SOFT. A quick discussion about what the kids from “Home Improvement” did with their careers. I’m confident the youngest turned into a hippie, JTT still gets laid, no idea about the eldest. This beer is turning into a regular beer, which is great news.
8:54 - In 1997 I pooped my pants at sea world. This past Tuesday I pooped my pants while riding a bike. 2017 is gonna rock! Beer is a great thirst quencher, kids should drink these on the bench instead of water.
8:54 – Jeff’s waiting to now drink with me. More so keeps getting lost in TV theme show songs from the 90’s. Everyone should try these Radebergers. Should be served as a dessert in most restaurants. Just got sick to my stomach wondering if Jeff’s make them colder theory was true. Don’t know if it is possible for me to smell worse right now. Played golf before tennis, shot a 42 laughing my F A off.
9:25 – Jeff opened my beer with a lighter, just proving he’s the alpha. I’m just happy to be here right now. We’re watching some Wayne’s World clips debating if we should go to karaoke. 26 is treating me really well. So in review, Wayne’s World is a great movie. Recommend 10/10. Exsqueeze me? Baking powder? Drink Radeberger if it costs less than a dollar per beer.
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