Self Fulfilling Prophecy Alert!! Man Named Larry Gambles Wins Lottery for Second Time Using Same Numbers
NBC - Some things are just too good to be true. A suburban Chicago man with the last name Gambles has won the lottery for the second time, using the same numbers.
Larry Gambles. Unreal. It's actually more Nominative Determinism than Self Fullfilling Prophecy but SFP was the catchier headline. Gotcha! (the twenty people reading, fucking got ya!)
Nominative Determinism is the hypothesis that people tend to gravitate towards areas of work that fit their name.
Cecil and Prince Fielder were going to be baseball players. Amy Freeze was going to be a weather women. Usain Bolt was gonna be fucking fast. Jake Sucks is going to suck. Amy Winehouse was gonna be a wino. And Larry Gambles is going to be a gambling man. Just the hand he was dealt.
Larry says he won 50,000 five years ago by playing the numbers from the jerseys of his high school basketball team. Five years ago Larry was 60 years old so there is no way he remembers his high school basketball teams numbers but its a nice sentiment. He wasn't born Larry Elephantmemory (oh my god what an awful joke you should delete this Jimmy). If you win 50,000 on some numbers damn right your going to play those same numbers again over and over. Now he wins a million from them. Larry Gambles! I'm so happy for him.
Really wish I had a name that could become a lifestyle. O'Brien isn't getting me anything. Jimmy could help me become a door opener, a condom, a penis, or a sprinkle expert. Stick around and find out I guess.
I like the Yankees, watching TV shows and talking about stuff.
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