20 Year Old College Kid Named Jimmy Who Delivers Dominos Goes Viral. As A Once 20 Year Old College Kid Named Jimmy Who Delivered For Dominos I Have Some Thoughts
This delivery driver went viral because the people who ordered requested them to "send ur baddest bitch". Jimmy, the driver showed up in a gangsta squat holding a twenty. Viral. That's all it takes. I'm happy for Jimmy because I relate to him. I was once a college kid named Jimmy who delivered for Domino's and had bad facial hair. It's all so familiar. I wonder if this Jimmy is also the only white employee at his location. I was not only the only white guy but also the only employee fluent in English. It basically made me the assistant manager. It added a whole slew of other tasks to my position. Such as...
The big twist in this story is that the people who ordered the food and requested them to send their baddest bitch were friends of Jimmys. It was an inside job. That sort of changes everything to me. Hey Jimmy, why the fuck are you making your friends pay for dominos when you work there? Just make a pizza and take it to them. Grab one of the three pizzas off the holding rack that never got claimed and take them over.
We had people call in and order then never pick up the food all the time. Whenever this happened I drove past my house, honked my horn and gave the food to the roommates. When there was no food laying around I just made new stuff and drove it to my friends. It's not like they were going to fire me,* who would do Iqbals paperwork if I wasn't around? Who would calculate the tips and provide Othman with wet dream material? I was essential. It was two years of free food for me and my ten roommates.
So not only is this Jimmy a sucker but so are his friends. Don't pay for Dominos. Never pay for Dominos.
*until we got a new manager and he fired me
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