Tonight I will be drinking Icy Bay IPA. Reason for choosing this beer... I was walking down the aisle, trying to find one I hadn't heard of before then saw the word Alaskan with a surfer underneath and I thought 'people don't surf in Alaska, do they?' Then I read the name and thought, 'fuck people don't surf in bays either, do they?'.
Good job marketing department! You confused me. You made me ask questions, therefore I selected your beer.
Beer 1 - 7:49
First sip.... like it, like it, like it, wait a second, funky taste, no still liking it, ehh I'm not sure.
Second sip... yeah there's something a little funky going on. Just a touch different than the last two IPA's I drank. Still good though. It hasn't scared me away at all. It's been a long week though so I went into tonight really needing a beer or six. I've spend the last five days moving out of my house and moving out of my office for work. Such hell. Clocking in at work and moving boxes from one building to another. Then punching out and driving to the house to move boxes from one home to the other. I'm finally settled into both places, at least 95 percent settled so it's a good feeling.
Just finished the beer in four quick mouthfuls so I guess that means I like it. You can't really shove something down that quick and then bash it. Unless you are in a food eating competition and have to suck down some cow balls or you are eliminated. I am not doing that.
Beer 2 - 8:24
Beer 3 - 8:50
At this point I fully like this beer. I just read back what I wrote about my first sip an hour ago and have no idea what that weird I was talking about is. Shits good. It's also super bad ass! I just went to the website to do some research. Turns out people do surf in Alaska! Here is a video of the dude who is on the cover.
That video is so cool. Every frame is awesome. This is coming from a pretty big anti x games dude as well. Coors light had to watch that commercial and be like "fuuuuuuuck, that's what we want to be like!"
Holy shit, that video only has 177 views! I hope they run it as an actual commercial some places. Someone put a lot of time into it. The shots, the music, and the editing is all top notch.
Beer 4 - 9:37
In summation, the brewery was like "hey people like this kind of beer, lets make it". Then some nerd naysayer in the corner said, "it will never work, the journey is so long". In response to that they said, "we were born in the cold, we will die in the cold, let's use the cold to ship it better or something!" .... this feels similar to my joke in my last write up, I apologize. Gonna chug this beer and try to get better.
Beer 5 - 10:01
I popped this one open a couple minutes ago and am already pretty much done with it. I'm just so cool huh? Nah not at all. I'm watching Big Brother and blogging about it because I am the exact opposite of cool. The beer is still good though! Big fan! It must be all the super cold water in Alaska that they use. Feel like it has to boil at some point so that doesn't actually matter but I am not, nor have ever been, a scientist.
Beer 6 - 11:12
Just finished Big Brother. On to the sixth beer. Excited about it. Worried I don't have anything interesting to say so I am going to try and drink it in under 30 seconds in 4 mouthfuls. Lips can only touch the beer four times. Bottle needs to be empty after thirty seconds. Here. We. Go.
Okay, that was way easier than I thought it would be. Next time I will set the limit at fifteen seconds. Welp, in summation... it is better than Omission (the fucking fraud) but maybe not as good as Apocalypse.
FOUR POINT FIVE OUT OF FIVE!!!
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