A 10 Bedroom Mansion is Looking for More Roommates/Members of there Communal House that Shares 1,330 Hug a Week - I Apply
Before I say anything mean I will say that it's nice we live in a day and age where all these people can find each other and it makes them happy. Moving on.
Gross. Super gross. 10 bedroom house with 38 people living in it and looking for more! Six people in some bedrooms. Hey, guys, ya gross! Family meals. Family events. This is like joining a frat but for adults. Hey, can't make friends, want to pay for them? Come live in squalor with us!
They turned their values into an acronym minus one word because they couldn't figure out how to include it.
PACTS + Gratitude.
(only read these if you can handle having a bunch of nonsense nice words thrown at you in order to sound smart and enlightened but really it's just basic obvious day to day shit that the rest of the world doesn't need spelled out for them)
This sounds absolutely miserable. I'm living with three other people right now. We all get along. We work good together as roommates. But still every now and then its so nice to have the house to yourself and just sit in silence and do what you want. We each have our own bedroom to hide, which is convenient. I like all that. So living with 37 other people doesn't sound in any way shape or form like a good thing BUT they have an application questionnaire so I took the time to answer some of the questions.
Community is a group of people that spend time together under some shared connection. People that go to church together are a community. Neighbors are a community. Baseball parents and family members become a community during the season.
Skills = I am a master chef. Traits and qualities that make the people around me more awesome? If you show me a weakness or something that bugs you I will pick at it for a while in a joking and loving way until you genuinely ask me to stop. This will help you develop tough skin and also teach you to speak up when you need to. If you get a bad haircut I will tell you that I don't like it. My mom knows I will always tell her the truth about haircuts. Looks like half the house members already have trash hair so this will probably help you guys out.
I'd like to get rid of some of the house members. 38 is just far too many. Maybe I'll find someone that's cool to do Blind Taste Tests with me because I think all my friends now are kind of over them, and I am kind of over them too but my subscribers on YouTube still like them the best and I gotta give the fans what they want.
Another project/event I would like to make part of the house is Burn Day. This will consist of every house member gathering their belongings and all the articles of clothing that smell like dust we will burn. Judging from the pictures I'm guessing we've got a lot of thrift store shoppers in the mix. Don't get me wrong I love a good thrift store but it also kind of looks like you don't clean your clothes a lot and they probably always smell like GoodWill.
This one may give me some problems. Things I am allergic to are;
J (27/M/Livermore [what the fuck are we talking about in these things?] - Got stuck in a snow mound at 8 years old and almost suffocated. Has moved six times. Shit his pants twice past the age of 5 though one was more of a shart. Enjoys whiskey and long massages. Thinks living in this house will be a nightmare but it is affordable for now. Hopes there are at least two attractive females in the house who are single and who have hair on both sides of their head.
"If you move in with us do you plan on harming us in any way shape or form?"
Can never be too careful.
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