This has to be one of the worst omens to ever happen to you. You know how they say if a bird shits on you it's good luck. Everyone knows it's not actually good luck it's just something nice to say to someone who just got shit on by a bird. Well what do you say to somewhere who gets hit in the head by a falling catfish? All I can think of is "Yo where the fuck did that catfish come from?"
I know they say a bird caught it then was flying by and dropped it but I'm still hoping it was some kids with a slingshot behind the trees. Because that story is hilarious. Imagine being those kids and slingshotting a dead fish at a group of people having a picnic. This is gonna be awesome, we'll drop the fish by them and they'll be SO confused as to how it happened. Alright Johnny sling it. It flies through the sky. All their eyes get big as they watch. BAM. Smacks a lady in the face. Those kids haul ass out of there and their stomachs hurt from laughing so hard.
You could imagine that the bird did the same thing. Birds don't laugh though, I don't think. Last week a bird dropped a snake on some people having a picnic. So maybe this is a new fad in the bird world. Dropping animals on people. Kind of an awesome prank to go viral.
I'm glad this lady is laughing about the whole ordeal now because if she wasn't she would be the worst human being ever. If you can't laugh at being hit in the face with a flying catfish then you just can't laugh. Kind of sucks that she has a scar but what a conversation starter that is.
"How did you get that scar?"
"A catfish fell out of the sky and hit me in the face."
"Okay I guess you don't like talking about it, sorry I asked."
P.S. My little sister used to get shit on by birds all the time. Well... it probably happened like three times but that's still a lot.
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