THINKPROGRESS: It’s been a busy couple of weeks for climate action in California, and the good news for climate activists keeps rolling in: On Monday, Gov. Jerry Brown (D) signed a bill restricting the emission of ‘super pollutants’ like black carbon and methane in an effort to fight climate change.
Uhhhh? What the fuck? I read that entire article and tried to put on my scientist hat while doing so but they were throwing out a ton of big words. I think the gist of it is that cow farts are super bad for the earth. So bad for the earth that dairy farms are getting 50 million dollars to get "digesters", which will stop their cows from farting. I think that is what's happening.
If I was a dairy farmer I would just pocket the 50 million and make all my cows get into new relationships every two months. No one's farting in a new relationship. You just lay in bed and hold it in and your stomach bubbles and then in the morning you find yourself alone and let it out and it's like a leaf blower with an airhorn attached. So I don't know why they need to spend money on 'digesters' when they can just let the bulls in and mix things up.
Also the guy who works for the Air Resources Board who is in charge of making sure the cows stop farting... what's your life like dude? Driving from dairy farm to dairy farm smelling the air and checking for cow farts. Basically a pervert.
I'm team cow farts I think. Also wish someone would give me 50 mil to stop farting.
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