MIRROR - Horrified villagers searching for their missing pal were shocked when they found him in the stomach of a 7m-long python who had swallowed him whole.
Oh my god I am so scared. These pictures suck. I'm also, apparently, super dumb because I kept reading the news story wondering if he was alive or dead. I was just scrolling down yelling 'just tell me if he's alive already!'. As if this is something a human could survive. Like this is Moby Dick or some shit. They were going to cut the snake open, Akbar was going to pop out and say "jeez, what took you guys so long?" C'mon Jimmy. Be smart for one second. That dude is dead. He got swallowed whole by a snake in his back garden and died.
Then I read that this happened in Indonesia and I thought, "shit I've been to Indonesia before," I barely escaped death. What I'm really doing is trying to think about anything other than the video I just watched because fuck that. I don't really know how to explain it. All I can continuously say is this story and video have scared me. My skin is tingling. My eyes are wide and doughy, searching for someone to console me.
P.S. how about his wife finding out about this by seeing the pictures online. Jesus christ.
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