You know how people fear dying on the toilet or in the shower? Or dying in any compromising situation where whoever finds you dead gets to see how gross you are. Well take that and times it by a million. This whale lost all its self respect when it showed up on the beach looking like a pterodactyl that fell from the sky. You're a humpback whale not a deflated dinosaur.
Experts from the International Fund for Animal Welfare examined a dead humpback whale Thursday on High Head Beach, but could not immediately determine a cause of death.
Can't believe a whale expert walked onto this scene then turned to the reporter and said "appears to be skinny". Uh yeah! It's skin and bones. Thanks dead whale expert for pointing that out to me as if I do not have eyes.
There were no obvious signs of trauma that might indicate a ship strike or entanglement in fishing gear, she said.
It's pretty clear that this whale was an outcast from the start. It was discarded like an unwanted Roman baby. Never taught to live on its own. Spent years wondering around on its own until it withered away and died. Then it washed up on the shore like a beach ball that's been left in the sun. Super embarrassing. A terrible showing.
Beached Whale Grade = D+
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