I can't decide if this kid is a master showman or an attention whore. Was he actually in a lot of pain? He was displaying such intense pain. The kind of pain where you can't control your face. Toe stubbing pain. I have no idea what to think. Is this impressive? Why is there a penny farthing bicycle behind him? Who is counting the snaps? No way those snaps can be correctly counted. 296? Two hundred and ninety six finger snaps? Someone counted that in live time? I don't think I could count to 296 in a minute. I'm actually pretty positive I cannot do that. Some quick math tells us that this kid averages 4.9 snaps a second. In ten seconds he snaps 49 times. Lets see what I can do in ten seconds.
NOT BAD! I wasn't even standing. I didn't get to do the squat rhythm technique. I have never trained for this. I was using my off hand (I'm a righty but can only snap with my left hand). I never once made a face like I was having an orgasm. I'm on pace to break this damn record.
(My hand still hurts ten minutes later. Snapping ain't no joke.)
And if you think that I cheated on that counting job let it be known that I did not.
I have since asked all my friends how many snaps they can do in ten seconds. Not one has beat 44 yet. Feels nice to be good at something.
Update: Jake lacks all snapping confidence
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