Before work I always stop at the coffee place nearby and grab a large coffee. I didn't have to be at work until later in the afternoon so I got a sandwich as well. I was the only one in the place. The workers where in the back room doing dishes and probably talking shit about me. In comes a pregnant lady and her three year old daughter. Her daughter is walking with her knees crossed, hands fidgeting in front of her.
"Do we need a key to use the bathroom?" The mom asked me because I was the only person in the place.
"Uhhh I don't think so" I said with zero knowledge to back it.
I hear them go around the corner and fiddle with the door handle. It's locked. The little girl says, Mommy I need to go now. The mom says, I know just hold on a second, somebody is in there right now.
My head tilts a little because I've been in the place for ten minutes and haven't seen any other customers. Now I'm not sure why I told them they didn't need a key. I'm not sure why I didn't just go eat in my car alone like I usually do. I'm not sure why the employees aren't coming out to fix this.
I do my best to eat quickly so I can bounce but it's too late. I hear a faint, "uh oh mommy," "I'm sorry mommy". The mom is flustered, she runs to grab some napkins and just then the employee comes out and notices them. Just in time to offer a key for the bathroom. The empty bathroom that they just waited for because they thought someone was inside because they were told by some idiot that they didn't need a key.
Coffee in one hand, sandwich in the other I was out of there. All eyes had to turn my way. I don't know though because I did not want to see that little girl covered in piss and her mom staring daggers at me.
Life is pretty weird. You never know what the day is going to bring. Most days are pretty routine and mundane. Then some days come along were you inadvertently make a little girls piss herself.
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