I'll clear the air right now. I love a good trampoline session. When I was in middle school we owned two trampolines, one without a net (for when you wanted to be badass) and one with a net (when you wanted to play awesome ball games). I was a trampoline nut when I was younger. Double bounces, front flips, monkey flips, back drops, seat drops, it was all in my repertoire. This move right here that Old Man Showboats is doing probably has a specific name but what I called it was the "Hey mom come look at me almost break my neck and freak out so I can laugh at how much you love me move".
We also used to go to the open gym at the gymnastics place in middle school on Friday nights. There was a box that you could jump off into the cheese pit. Once in the cheese pit you could climb into the hollow of that box and it was a secret hideaway from all the adults and other kids. Little truth or dare in the dark. Little make out sessions and giggles on a innocent Friday night. It was awesome. One time I sprained my ankle doing a monkey flip to impress everyone then when the medic came I refused to take my sock off because I was embarrassed at how long my toe nails were. That didn't deter me from coming back and having a great time though.
Now you know my love for trampolines and gymnasiums. That isn't why I hate this guy. My main gripe is that he should be in a walker and he knows it. Those looks he was flashing on his way up each time were ruthless. "look how spry I am! I should be dead but instead I'm taunting death!" That's this guys life.
Want to hear a little snippet about my life? I love to cuddle at night. Big fan of cuddling. If me and the girlfriend are falling asleep in a classic spooning position I am very comfy. I lean on her back and can feel my tired body melting into the mattress and the pillow and sleep is near by. BUT she get's tired of laying on her side and switches to laying on her back. That means I have nothing to lean on anymore. I am laying on my side, holding my body so I don't fall onto my stomach and my back CRUMBLES into pieces. It feels like a jigsaw puzzle that was put together by a blind kid. I can't last more than ten seconds and have to roll over onto my stomach or put a pillow in-between us to lean on.
So yeah, fuck this old guy. Doing flips in my face when I can't even lay down without being in pain.
P.S. nice gray hair loser!
Secret: I laughed on the last couple spins cause the dude is a master showman and crushed it.
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