Lady Gets Stalked by a Wolf for 12 Hours then gets rid of it by baiting it into getting attacked by a bear. AKA Lady is a liar.
I only included bits and pieces of the article, but the essentials are there.
So clearly this lady got lost while picking mushrooms, passed out cause she was drunk or laid down and tripped on shrooms for a while. When she woke up she was super embarrassed cause she knew her friend was probably worried sick. Gotta think of a good lie. Can't just say, I got lost then I passed out.
Oh okay, I got it. I'll say a wolf was hunting me all night. I couldn't get away from the wolf. That's good. That'll be believable. But how do I say I got away from the wolf? There's no way I can claim to out run it. Oh I got it. I'll say that I stumbled up on a bear and her cub and I made the mama bear think the wolf was attacking the cub and the mama bear will attack the wolf. PERFECT!
What a fantastic story! Amazing. Its got everything. An old desperate wolf. Two bears. A protective mother. A drunk mushroom picker and her dog.
So this lady wakes up and goes back to her friend and tells her this story. Probably waiting for her friend to say get the fuck out of here, you passed out just like last time right? But instead her friend calls her bluff and says Oh is that what happened? Let's call the news and tell them, that's incredible, the news will love it.
The reporter shows up and Mushroom lady is saying , well, you know, it's not as wild as it sounds. Her friend chimes in and says, No tell her what you told me, tell her just what you told me. Mushroom lady shrugs ands tells the story cause now she's stuck in her own fantastic lie. Reporter writes up the article, knowing it will get clicks. Posts it online and now we've got a ton of people calling this lady out for lying. Saying wolves don't prey on humans and they've had zero encounters of this kind in those woods.
Oh well. In the end, this lady found out she's a decent story teller. The news got their clicks. I got something to laugh about. And someone will probably try to make a movie out of this. The revenant for feminists. All the females were heroes and the only male, the starving, old and sad wolf is the bad guy. It's perfect.
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