TELEGRAPH - A woman has been arrested in North Carolina after her mother's body was discovered in a freezer she sold at a yard sale.
NEED to know more about this yard sale. There are two ways it played out.
1. The yard sale was for the sole purpose of getting rid of the freezer coffin. So on the driveway was the huge freezer and then some picture frames and dishes on the ground next to it. As soon as the freezer sold she said "okay sales over! Thank you for coming", and booked it to West Virginia, making her getaway.
2. It was a legitimate friendly neighborhood yard sale. Then a nosey neighbor wandered into the garage where nothing was for sale and said, "what about the freezer? Is that for sale as well?" LIGHT BULB! She improvised on the spot. Pulled off the sales pitch of the century then said "okay sales over! Thank you for coming", and booked it to West Virginia, making her getaway.
I like the way Marcella Jean thinks. Telling the neighbor not to open the freezer because it is a time capsule and the church will be around to pick it up soon. Not exactly a lie. It's a time capsule because it's got a dead person in there and is freezing her in her alive state. That's kind've a time capsule. And eventually she's gonna need to get buried and have a funeral. Last I checked the church does that (not sure they do at home freezer pickups though). It was a well thought out line.
I am fully on Marcella's side. Super unfair play from the neighbor for breaking the terms of the deal. She was getting the freezer for a steep steep discount. She just couldn't use it for a little bit! That is a good investment. Maybe after a couple weeks when the church doesn't come by (again, don't think this is a thing) you can open it up and find the body. Alert the police, but the she's living in WV now and tracking her down seems like too much just for improper storage. The neighbor walks away with 30 less dollars and a haunted freezer but also with a lesson learned.
I don't think the neighbor opened the freezer because she thought something fishy was going on either. I think she was genuinely interested in what the church was putting in their time capsule and snooping around. I wonder what they put in here? A couple bibles. Maybe some hymms. *opens it up* Oh my god it's Marcella's mom!
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