Mom saves son from Mountain Lion by prying open the animals mouth with her bare hands. HUGE blow to the reputation of all Mountain Lions
BBC - A woman in Colorado has saved her five-year-old son by prying open a mountain lion's mouth after the animal attacked the boy in their front yard, officials say.
Earlier we had the story about that drunken dope lying about getting hunted by a wolf and now we have an actual bad ass who fought off a mountain lion. When you think fought off a mountain lion it sounds like an epic battle. Rolling around. Scratching. Clawing. Eye gouging.
But it seems like this mountain lion was a huge pussy. Saw a little kid minding his business so he ran out and attacked. Sure, that's just mountain lion stuff. The mom comes running out and what does she do? Stick her hand in the lions mouth and take her son home. That's all? Once she got the lions mouth open and her son out the mountain lion just ran away? Cmon man. The little boy didn't even get hurt. Just some scratches.
All I know is if I tried to attack a five year old and didn't even hurt it I'd get laughed at so hard. If a house mom fought me off... double laughed at. Just can't happen. Can't be looked at as a killing machine and not be able to take on a five year old and a mom.
But for real If I'm this five year old boy I literally never go outside again. No thank you.
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