East Bay Times -- An adult male coyote suffering from severe mange, seen recently in Danville, was struck and killed Monday, authorities said.
The fact the news stations aren't reporting this as a suicide is terrible journalism. Did you watch that video? That was the saddest Coyote I have ever seen. The Eeyore of Coyotes. Just moping around the human part of town begging someone to kill him. I don't blame the thing either. Probably caught its reflection in a car mirror and got torn to shreds. Super ugly. A super super ugly animal.
How did someone hit this thing? When I ran over a Coyote it bolted onto the road in front of me and I had no time to react. There is no way this ugly crustacean bolted in front of anything. This had to be like when the insurance scammers jump in front of your car, but a coyote version.
I hope the driver who killed it doesn't feel bad. That's the bad thing about jumping infront of cars to commit suicide. You ruin someone else's day. The coyote I killed, I don't think he was trying to kill himself, I think he was just trying to get somewhere real fast and then I splattered him, but I felt SO bad for about half an hour. I didn't know it was a coyote and thought I killed someones dog. Then I circled back and the cops where already on the scene and they told me it was a coyote and I didn't feel bad anymore. I felt like a bad ass. Which brings me to another point. The person who killed this Coyote shouldn't feel bad, like I said, but they also shouldn't feel like a badass either because it was more euthanasia than murder.
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