Here's another new series. Every letter of the alphabet. The five best things that start with each letter. If that's not riveting then I don't know what is. I'll have some guests join me on some weeks. Some weeks I'll attack it alone. This week my friend Greg will be joining me. Let's go! Our top 5 things that start with the letter A.
Apple juice, Apple sauce, Apple pie, Apple Jacks, Gravity. Is there anything these puppies can't do?
Ever since I watched the ending of Mighty Ducks 2 I knew I was an acoustic guitar fan. Big fan of slow music. If you show me a song and I like it and then show me an acoustic version of that song I'm guaranteed to like it more.
Hey do you want something? You want to have it in two days? Sure. The most convenient and easy form of shopping there could be. Anything thats end result is me not having to go shopping is amazing. Last weekend I wore Jakes bird shirt for the Art Festival video. Never thought I was a bird shirt guy until I watched the tape. Now I want my own fun bird shirt. Am I going to go to a store and search the racks until I find a bird shirt? No. Because I honestly wouldn't know what kind of store sells those shirts. Kohls? PacSun? (only two stores I could think of). Instead I went to amazon.com and typed in bird shirt. Boom. Tons of bird shirts. It's just so damn easy!
One time I saw a kid at the airport with no arms. Both of them completely not there. No stubs. No shoulders. He was just legs, a box and a head. He was wearing a cut off shirt but it wasn't summer. I thought man he must be cold. Wind blowing in the arm holes. Then I wondered why he even wore tank tops, or shirts. It was kind of chilly out. Why doesn't he just buy really cool pillow cases and cut a head hole in the top. Seems like that would be way warmer. But then I realized it's not him thats making these choices. He doesn't buy his own clothes or dress himself. This is because he doesn't have arms.
Bottom line... arms are super important. We live in a very arm friendly world. I love the fact that I have arms.
I don't like putting alcohol on this list but alcohol makes things fun. Fairly certain that I hate my friends but we just drink until we like each other. The stuff makes you happy, excited, and ready to go. My favorite thing about alcohol is that you can do really weird stuff when you're drinking and people accept it as normal. A lot of the time I'll have one sip of a beer, pour out the rest, add it to my tally, then proceed to do all the weird stuff I ever wanted to do. Then you just blame it on the goose, got you feelin loose, blame it on patron, got you in the zone, blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol. - Jamie Foxx
Side note- Jamie Foxx's real name is Eric but he chose the stage name Jamie Foxx because it sounds like a girl's name. There's more to it than that but you can Google it yourself.
I drove from Utah to California a little bit ago. It was a ninety-five degree day and I was in a car that didn't have air conditioning. I don't know if any of you have had to do this before but at some point during this torture you start sweating from the forehead and the beads slide down and get caught in the eye socket and then you think to yourself, that's just sweat right? I'm not crying because of how miserable I am, am I? Then you have to come to grips with the fact that you in fact have been crying because of how sad you are because being hot makes you sad.
Air conditioning is one of the greatest inventions of all time. It was invented by a dude named Willis Carrier. I'm not sure but I like to think he walked into the inventors club and said "Fellas, I've got an idea. You know how it gets hot?" A long silence fell upon the room. Each member leaned forward in their chair. "Well," Willis continued, "What if it didn't have to?" Every member of the clubs jaws dropped. "But how? How could you possibly do that Willis?" Then Carrier went on the say science stuff about condensation and shit... I don't know, I've lost steam on the origin of air conditioning story. BUT I googled to see if Willis Carrier has a statue anywhere in the US and he doesn't. That's a shame. The wheel number 1 and air conditioning is a close second.
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