This is the hardest letter of the four I've done in a landslide. Just not many options at all. At one point I was contemplating putting Dry Ice on here. Had to talk myself into acting like dry ice was cool. You can't even touch the stuff. I narrowed it down to my top five but it was not an easy or fun task.
All my life I've always thought D was a solid letter. Provides some good names, boy and girl. It sounds solid. Dee. Duh. Real solid sound. But now my eyes have been opened. The letter D sucks.
Notice I didn't say dogs. That's because I don't like stray dogs and I don't like your dog. I only like my dog. He doesn't drool. He doesn't shed. He takes naps with me. He runs like an idiot.
A simple and primal game. Whoever invented dodgeball was a genius. Alright kids, split up into two groups and throw balls at each other. Freshman year of college they had an organized dodgeball game. My dorm verse another dorm. The last match came down to just me and another kid. I crow hopped and whipped the ball at him. He tried to catch it but was too slow (he was super fat), it hit his chest and we won. I turned to celebrate with my dorm mates. Sure this would lead to some high fives and friendships but not one person said anything. No one cared. Top moment of my life. No one fucking cared. The fat kid said nice throw and I wanted to turn to me teammates and be like "yeah! you motherfuckers, it was a nice throw! Be happy for me! Be my friend!"
If you've never seen how they play dodgeball in the orient then I strongly recommend watching this video. It's mesmerizing.
Almost everything in life is more fun drunk. I know that's a big degenerate thing to say but it is very true. Unless you are an angry drunk. Otherwise anything you do is more fun with some alcohol in you. Whether you are dancing, bowling, or sitting around doing nothing. My favorite kind of drinking is sitting around a big table with good friends. Telling the same stories you always tell and listening to the same songs you always listen to. The songs that you have had memorized since you were fourteen.
I also enjoy the fact that I have evolved as a drinker. I used to get so drunk I'd piss in the middle of my sleep almost every time. I'd never piss my pants though. That was a thing of pride. No matter how blacked out and drunk I was I would always have the presence of mind to stand up and take my pants off before I peed. I've peed on a couple of friends who were sleeping on my bedroom floor. Dumb move by them I guess. When I went to college I peed in the middle of the dorm room. My roommate was all mad at me the next morning. "Do you know what you did last night Jimmy?! It was disgusting!" When he told me I just shrugged and laughed. Now I can happily say, I do not do this anymore. It's ten years later and I have evolved and grown as a drinker.
In college I would throw up almost every morning after drinking. Wake up. Eat half a sandwich or half of a some Chinese food. Let it sit around and soak up all the toxins then I'd throw it up and the hangover would be gone. It was clockwork. Now I can happily say, I do not do this (as often) anymore. It's five years later and I have evolved and grown as a drinker.
I've driven cross country four times. Twice alone. One time I did it in three days. I rarely like being alone with my thoughts. Showering is the worst part of the day because I can't listen to a podcast in there, or watch a TV show. I'd say 60 percent of my day I am listening to a podcast or watching something in the background. I just need background noise. Except when I drive long distances.
It's bizarre. I find some weird zen state of mind or some shit. I can go an hour without anything on. Just the road and my thoughts. That's probably normal for a lot of people. Not me though. It's awesome. I should probably become a long haul trucker at some point in my life. I enjoy long distance drives but I also enjoy driving around town.
When I worked from home at the end of the day I would just get in my car and drive. Windows down. Heat on the feet. (this is the best feeling on a nice cool night if you've never tried it). Some good music on. That's a nice moment. I often think, man I wish someone was in the car with me to enjoy this. But if they were there the moment wouldn't exist.
P.S. As much as a I love being behind the wheel, I hate being a passenger. Terrible passenger. Scared of everything. Thanks mom.
Dancing is the biggest snub, most people would have included it probably but I an not dancer so I couldn't.
I like the Yankees, watching TV shows and talking about stuff.
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