We're moving right along with the Best of the Alphabet (it actually seems like it's taking a long time and going to last forever)! I've got Greggers joining me this week to help take down the letter E. This letter wasn't too hard and wasn't too easy. Here we go.
This sad sack of shit is a riot. As a little kid he teaches you that some people are just downers and will always be sad. As an adult he's someone to empathize with because life sucks. Watch this youtube clip. It's a minute long and packs three solids laughs. "End of the road... nothing to do... and no hope of things getting better... sounds like Saturday night at my house..." That's hilarious. Why did they include this in a kids show?
What would Americans do without English? We just walk around assuming everyone speaks English no matter where we are in the world and if they don't it's unbelievable. (See below video)
Also Adele and the Beatles are English.
I'm not as big of a fan as explosions as Michael Bay but you gotta admit that they are pretty cool. I hate loud noises but I love how bright shit gets and when you can feel the heat from the explosion. That stuff is just straight up #cool. We used to blow stuff up in my fire pit in the middle of the woods. Might be the dumbest thing I've ever done in my life. Should have definitely died or started a horrendous forest fire. Here's a video of us blowing up an air horn (was super loud!), a can of Axe Body Spray (smelled like Axe!) and a can of Liquid Adhesive (the explosion stuck to us!).
Not being able to hear would be bad. You wouldn't be able to hear Adele or the Beatles. You couldn't hear any music so you would be a terrible dancer. You wouldn't have ears to hold up your glasses. You'd have to read all the subtitles when you watched a movie if you couldn't read lips.
Sign language looks cool but it seems like you'd have to be friends with everyone else who knows sign language out of necessity. You might really hate a guy but no one else knows sign language so you're stuck being "friends".
If not being able to hear would be bad, then not being able to see would be very bad. It'd be tough to do anything at all. If I couldn't see, I'd probably kill myself. Not by choice, but I'd probably get hit by a car or wander off a cliff or something because I couldn't see where I was going.
Further, if I didn't have eyes, I would cry, but then I wouldn't be able to cry because I wouldn't have eyes. Vicious Circle.
Jimmy Note: Do blind people cry?
It straight up blows my mind that the world went from no electricity to what it is now. Feel like the world should have just come with electricity. But no! We had to sit around for hundreds of years lighting candles and falling asleep at five o'clock until someone INVENTED it. C'mon. One guy just invented all of this?? I've just hurt my brain trying to process the fact that someone invented electricity.
Why does the wheel get all the hype and acclaim as best invention? All that happened there was someone saw a rock roll and said hey see that, let's make that out of wood. For electricity it was more like hey see that candle, let's make magic.
3rd rock from the sun was a good show. Earth is my favorite planet by far ever since they kicked Pluto out of the Solar System. We all live on Earth. Earth has elephants and iguanas etc. It's really pretty neat. So rare is it to find a planet positioned within the habitable zone of a star and to have one that allows carbon-based life to form from non-living matter is truly an amazing spectacle.
Eye Patches, Erasers, Ears, Earth
Elephants, Eggs (for reproductive purposes, not to eat. hate eating eggs), Eagles
I like the Yankees, watching TV shows and talking about stuff.
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