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The US is giant, vast and awesome. Our states are the size of countries. Our geography is crazy. You want snow and mountains we've got it. You want farms and plains for days we've got it. You want big cities, come on down. You want small towns, here you go. And everywhere speaks one language and accepts your passport. It's a shame people don't travel their own country that much. Everyone wants to go to South America, Europe and the Islands, which I get but too many people live their whole lives in America and don't ever get to see how big it is. I think everyone should do a cross country road trip over the course of their life. It's eye opening.
My favorite team to root for during the Olympics. I'm really glad I'm from there, otherwise rooting for them would make me a frontrunner and as previously stated, I hate frontrunners.
Let me tell you the best underdog story ever told. There was a war going on. The battle was at a standstill. The best fighter for the bad guys came out and said "enough with this fighting, send me your best man to fight and that shall be our war!" He came to the front lines and screamed this for forty days. On the good side of the battle were some brothers. Tough and fierce but scared of the big bad dude. These brothers had a little brother who tended the sheep at home and brought food to the battle field for his older bros from time to time. One time he was giving them food when he heard the big bad dude on the other side step forward and make his plee. "Send me one man you cowards. One man and this war shall be over." Little bro was like "well hell, maybe I ought to fight that guy!" his older brothers said, "you stupid imbecile you are a weak nothing! You would never win. You are stupid and naive." Younger brother said, "when the sheep get stolen by a lion or a bear I chase down that bear and kill it. I fight my attackers on the farm. You sit here like cowards and hide from yours!"
The little brother ran towards the big enemy. His brothers and countrymen looked on in embarrassment and fear. The big dude stomped forward ready to crush the little brother like an ant. Little brother ran and ran and crow hopped and threw a rock. The rock hit the guy in the head and he went down and died. Little brother won! He returned to his older brothers and they asked, "David how did you do that? How could you have defeated the mighty Goliath?" David looked at his older brothers and said, "I threw a rock at his head and he fell down you fucking losers."
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